Many people may not realize this, but did you know that Jesus was an illegal alien too? Think of it. He really was wasnt he? You know at first I did not believe it either, I thought to my self this cannot be real, until I saw him there. Thats right folks;

As a matter of fact I saw him yesterday. As he finally got his fake IDs and he is now the assistant manager at McDonalds, but his 12 disciples still work at the local car wash I am told. I know he still works at McDonalds because he threw me out for food fighting yesterday morning. I agued with him because that egg mc Muffin tasted more like rubber than food, so I am not sure I was food fighting, so then I saw his name tag and said Oh Crap its Jesus I stopped arguing in Spanish and left, I think I may still get into heaven? What do you think? Never argue with Jesus!

I just wanted to go back and tell Jesus that it was not really food fighting, in fact it takes two to fight and the guy I hit as a Frisbeed my egg mc Muffin paddy, never threw anything back at me? So, that was not actually a food fight you see? So I called McDonalds Corporate to complain and they said I could not go back anymore to that location, not even the drive thru. I inquired about dressing as a little kid and going into the PlayPlace but they said I am too tall now? So, I am now worried when I get to heaven if Jesus will throw me out again? What do you think?